Confessions Of A Rock N' Roll Idiot

Bolton Hair Revival Program

I am about to spend a whopping 5000 pesos on Kerastase' hair loss treatment products. While I've tried Mane and Tail and had hopes reviving my once flamboyant hair, it didn't work. Hopefully this gets through. I'd love to see a thick black patch on top of my forehead again. Quite odd, because at 20 years old, I already have the same hairline like a good and aging friend of mine.

I was watching a TV ad for another hair loss program and I found out that smoking decreases the flow of nutrients to your scalp, thus, preventing the growth of hair. I look at all my smoker friends and wonder if they take multivitamins daily. Dammit.


Strange dream

I had a weird and strange (but self-revelatory) dream a few days ago.

Weird dream # 1 happened after i took a workout at Fitness First Metro East. I've been dieting for quite some time, and I needed a quick nap after sweating it out for an hour.

I was sitting alone on a sidewalk when a fishball vendor came. While his carriage looked every bit of that of a typical fishball vendor, he was selling an odd product : Huge, roof-sized bags of Piattos, Mr. Chips, Nova and Pringles. These giant bags of junkfood were suspended in the air like balloons, and they were tied to the vendor's carriage. Each bag was selling for a hundred pesos each.

The last image I could remember was of me stretching out my arms to the sky, trying to reach for those chips. I felt a big rumble in my stomach as I woke up. Within a few seconds, I stormed the cupboard to chomp down my roommate's can of Pringles.

Sulit nga talaga mentality ko.



Weird Visa Application Questions

I'm going back to the States this November (ohhh, you poor children). As I was filling out my application form this morning, I came across a few odd questions on the form.Are these trick questions? And how the hell do you answer them?

Question 1:
Do you seek to enter the United States to engage in export control violations, subversive or terrorist activities, or any other unlawful purpose? (Huh??)

Question 2:
Are you a member or representative of a terrorist organization as currently designated by the U.S. Secretary of state? (As if mukha akong taga-Hezbollah.)

And the best:

Question 3:
Have you ever participated in persecutions directed by the Nazi Government of Germany or have you ever participated in Genocide? (Di pa yata nila nahuhuli si Hitler.)

Anlabo. What could happen if I say yes? Oh yeah, for all of America's technology, it only took a few men with bread knifes to spawn 9-11. Must be the reason for it.



A few jokes picked up on the side

Last week I was talking with a few friends on blunders in the Bb. Pilipinas Pageant. And apparently, a few of the candidates gave some excellent statements:

Question 1 - What is your motto in life?
Candidate # 1 (pauses for a long time to think, plus dumb blonde look):
"Sir, could you please repeat the question?"

Host:
(repeats the question)

Crowd:
(Shouting) "Time is gold! Time is gold!"

Candidate # 1:
"Ah!! Chinese Gold!! "

# 2 - What would you choose, be beautiful but not so-smart, or smart but not-so beautiful?
Candidate # 2:
"Ahm, sir, I would choose to be beautiful but not-so smart. "

Host:
"Why?"

Candidate # 2:
"Because I want TO READ BOOKS!!"

# 3 What is your favorite subject?
Candidate # 3:
"Sir, my favorite subject is English sir!"

Host:
"Wow! English! Why?"

Candidate # 3:
"Because i want TOURISM!"


Back to the Big Apple

After more than six months, I'm all set for a second trip back to the States. I'm currently having my visa worked out, and when I do, that iMac I've been craving for so long will be at my fingertips!!